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Thursday, August 31, 2006

I'd give it five minutes

Bush
Listen to the man talking
Humorous open-mic moment on CNN (and I hope you read that in James Earl Jones' voice: "See-En-En") that of course none of us saw, but was well reported in the press. If you want to watch the clip it's here. During live coverage of President Bush's comforting remarks from New Orleans one year on from Katrina, a fruity-seeming anchor called Kyra Phillips (where was Wolf Blitzer?) went to the "bathroom" with her lapel microphone still on, and while Bush droned pointlessly on, her conversation with a female co-worker went out live at 12:49pm EDT, whatever that is.

Phillips: "... assholes. Yeah, I'm very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving, you know, no ego [unintelligible], you know what I'm saying. Just a really passionate, compassionate great, great human being. And they exist. They do exist. They're hard to find. Yup. But they are out there."
Unidentified woman: "We'll see. He's going to come, you know, he's set for an extended visit [unintelligible]"
Phillips: "I mean, that's, that's how you figure it all out, those extended visits. [laughter] ... Brother, of course, brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I've got to be protective of him ... Yeah. He's married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak."
Unidentified woman: "Kyra!"
Phillips: "Yeah, baby!"

Another newsreader, Daryn Kagan, jumped in to rescue the situtation:

Kagan: "Alright, we've been listening in to President Bush as he speaks in, uh, New Orleans today [Oh no we haven't!]. This is the one year anniversary of Katrina making land shore there. President Bush saying if another natural disaster hits, our country, we must, uh, react better than that. Let's listen in once again to President Bush."

Boo! Put the gossipy ladies back on! I found a transcript of this, by accident, on a right-wing US forum, which prides itself on "exposing and combating liberal media bias." (Yeah, there's too much of that in America.) Not much for the right wing nutcases to chew on here, other than the misfortune of a woman on an apparently liberal news channel, so they say. This gentleman had a go, though:

"For crying out loud, that is an awful lot of conversation before someone reacted. And these people pick on Bush for waiting for the all clear before he left the school on 9/11 and they can't even turn off a mike in a reasonable amount of time?"

Yeah, baby! Exposed. And combated.

2 Comments:

At Thu Aug 31, 08:11:00 PM , Anonymous Peter in Dublin (aka Fitz) said...

It's all a conspiracy. A great big conspiracy.

 
At Fri Sep 01, 07:48:00 PM , Anonymous David Jockney said...

Eddie Mair from Radio 4's PM current affairs programme has posted this on his blog. I'm sure he wouldnt mind it being copied here. I've been sniggering all day.

The story of the CNN anchor who left her mike on in the loo and talked all over a live address by President Bush reminds me of a (perhaps apocryphal) story about a well known TV and radio presenter. Older woman. Butter wouldn't melt sort of image. Lovely woman by all accounts.

The story goes that in the "mixed" toilets (of which there are a few at Broadcasting House), the said TV star was seen entering a cubicle. Several others were occupied. Presently, from one of them came the most almighty, appalling, shocking stream of noises. You know. Just awful, apparently. Endless rasping and associated parps. It went on and on for what seemed like an age, according to the witness. What must the poor person have eaten? Was he or she OK? Who could survive such an outpouring??? On and on it went, sounding like something from the depths of hell.

When it finally, finally stopped there was a ghastly hush. An eerie, becalmed silence.
After a moment, the TV star could clearly be heard enquiring: "is that you, Maureen?"

 

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