In your own time, mate
In a series of candid interviews with a GQ journalist for a new book called Dead Certain, the 61-year-old President of the United States of America, Mr George W Bush, has been discussing what he will do on retirement, which is still a tantalising 16 months away. It's an insight: "I can just envision getting in the car, getting bored, going down to the ranch."
It's nice to have ambitions.
posted by Andrew Collins @ 9:57 AM
10 Comments
Contact
Andrew at
10 Comments:
At least he's not "envisionising" or some other idiotic made up word. I like the idea of him sitting in his car, bored, before he makes up his teeny tiny mind to actually drive somewhere. What a nob head.
No imagination. Can't he just play golf like everyone else?
Needless to say, he won't be going into some envoy role like Blair.
This post has been removed by the author.
Memorial library?
Why am I not surprised he's not seeing himself on some kind of peace-keeping thing like Jimmy Carter.
I could see him and Blair meeting up for cosy reminiscences over coffee every once in a while.
Goodness, such ambition indeed. I guess he could always consider creeping into veteran's hospital wards to cheer up the patients.
Hey, Billy, I would like to see the George W Bush Memorial Library: "My First Atlas"; "The Access of Evil Sticker Book"; "The Osama Bin Laden Super Disguise Book for Boys - fool your friends!"
Or even "Axis of Evil" - doh!
If only he finished off by mentioning a bottle of Jack Daniels and a loaded pistol.
I believe that one day he'll miss seeing "Tow-nee", easily the most intelligent person who ever said he's his friend.
He will then decide to 'help him out'.
So, he will up from his ranch, still in his duds 'n spurs, fly over to the Middle East, roll up his check sleeves an' jess pitch in! Ha.
"OMG", as those Americans say.
Post a Comment
<< Home